Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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