I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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