In the future we'll all be gay
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
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I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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