I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
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Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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