Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
You can't motorboat a personality
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Your cock deserves a montage
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am