ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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