After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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