But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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