I got chris browned last night
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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