Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i just google imaged poop.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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