a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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