I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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