real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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