I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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