I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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