How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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