Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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