It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
pop tarts are not kleenex
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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