it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
