This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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