i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
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My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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