Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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