I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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