Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I need a beard to bite.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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