I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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