I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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