i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
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he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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