No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
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whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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