i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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