I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
