You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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