i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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