I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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