You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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