Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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