Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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