She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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