1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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