I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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