It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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