you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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