i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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