On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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