so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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