Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
