just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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