I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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