Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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