Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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