Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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