We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
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I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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