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i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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