i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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