I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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