Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
